Consumerism is a Humanism
September 6th, 2007 by Rick 4 CommentsGeoff: I think I want an iphone.
Alex: as long as your get them for us.
Rick: whatever dude.
(three days later)
Geoff: I went to the AT&T store after dropping Lila at school. They didn’t even have iphones out, the guy was all like, ‘uh, someone tried to steal one’. Lame.
Rick: whatever dude.
Alex: you’re nuts.
(two hours later)
Steve Jobs: iPhones now $399
Geoff: let’s go to the Apple store in Marlton.
Alex: alright.
Rick: whatever dude.
(two hours later)
Rick: Ihavetopeesobadarewealmostthereohmygod.
Geoff: relax, that’s the shopping center.
Apple Employee: how may I help you gentlemen.
Chorus: we would like five iphones please.
Apple Employee: certainly.

September 6th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Geoff is such a bad influence. I did not need one of these phones but im so glad i got one. ive been bitten by they iphone zombie and am now out biting chumps myself. we had another indyhall member buy one at lunch today. ha!
September 7th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Why muzt zee iFonez be zo Preetee?!?
September 7th, 2007 at 9:26 am
The moment they have Exchange support over-the-air and over WiFi…I am *so* taking the plunge.
September 14th, 2007 at 9:48 am
…and we all lived happily ever after.