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Consumerism is a Humanism

September 6th, 2007 by Rick 4 Comments

Geoff: I think I want an iphone.
Alex: as long as your get them for us.
Rick: whatever dude.

(three days later)

Geoff: I went to the AT&T store after dropping Lila at school. They didn’t even have iphones out, the guy was all like, ‘uh, someone tried to steal one’. Lame.
Rick: whatever dude.
Alex: you’re nuts.

(two hours later)

Steve Jobs: iPhones now $399
Geoff: let’s go to the Apple store in Marlton.
Alex: alright.
Rick: whatever dude.

(two hours later)

Rick: Ihavetopeesobadarewealmostthereohmygod.
Geoff: relax, that’s the shopping center.
Apple Employee: how may I help you gentlemen.
Chorus: we would like five iphones please.
Apple Employee: certainly.

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4 Responses to “Consumerism is a Humanism

  1. Alex Hillman Says:

    Geoff is such a bad influence. I did not need one of these phones but im so glad i got one. ive been bitten by they iphone zombie and am now out biting chumps myself. we had another indyhall member buy one at lunch today. ha!

  2. Guamaniac Says:

    Why muzt zee iFonez be zo Preetee?!?

  3. Guamaniac Says:

    The moment they have Exchange support over-the-air and over WiFi…I am *so* taking the plunge.

  4. chris Says:

    …and we all lived happily ever after.

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